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I finally got revenge for Jack! I ran all 3 cats through at least 30 squirts with the squirt bottle, ran them through the sink, AND scrubed them down with a wet towel.
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Thursday, Febuary 16, 2006
Captain Jackaline Sparrow is dead.
When we returned home, the door that Jack was in was open. The cats had knocked down her cage again, and chased her into the couch. It was there that they ate her. When we looked at it again, Beckham had feathers on his whiskers, and Ollie was still feasting on the feathers.
Please, take a moment of silence for the now departed.
Captain Jack
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Here you are everyone! I searched the internet for the best Boondocks strips possible, and here they are!
If anyone wants to contribute, post them in my comments.
In other news, I reseved over 70 bucks for my birthday, a video game (the original Ratchet and Clank), The Best of Chris Farley, and a trench coat! But with my money, I bought the PS2 version of Resident Evil 4. Sure, I played through it 3 times on the cube, but who cares! The game kicks ass, and Capcom added a bunch of new crap too it! 3 guns, a new costume for each character, an new semi-story mode, and just as good graphics! BAD ASS!Current Mood:  lazy Current Music: "Beast and The Harlot" Avenged Sevenfold |
Two things happened this weekend.
1. I spent all of saturday watching apocalypse movies. Basicly, Dogma and Signs. Yeah.....
2. I found out the names of the other Boondocks characters! There names are Caesar, (Huey's Best Friend),
and Hiro, A japanese kid who loves music.
Thats about it...... Oh yeah! And I found out that Ollie is going to grow up into a bottle of Sex Panther..... |
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Okaley Dokaley..... Two of my friends started going out, which in my opinion is AWESOME! Both of them are named Sam, which makes it really cute, because now they're Sam and Sam. Winterfest is looming over my head like a zombie who's ass just wont quit. You want to stay and see more, but the dangers are just WAY to big. Anywho... I think I am going to ask Jessica to Winterfest, as she said she wont go unless someone asks her. That would be awesome. But aside from that, my classes KICK ASS. English, Geography, Orchestra, and Computers. My last big note. I've almost finished my zombie story soundtrack. Here it is. Enjoy.
1. "Wish" Nine Inch Nails
2. "I am a Revenant" The Distillers
3. "Dragula" Rob Zombie
4. "Animal" Mudmen
5. "Spawn Again" Silverchair Hardcore Battle Songs
6. "Fiend" Coal Chamber
7. "Beast and the Harlot" Avenged Sevenfold
8. "Questions" System of a Down
9. "Meltdown" Ash
10. "The Kids aren't Right" The Offspring
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1. "Free Bird" Lynard Skinnard
2. "Soul meets Body" Death Cab for Cutie "Special" events Songs
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Okay... Wanna know something crazy? I joined this club that meets every friday, where we sit around, watching anime and playing video games! It is the single nerdiest thing EVER!(Well, at least that Ive partaken in). Anywho... Jessica's friend Desiree, who also happens to be one of mom's favorite freshmen students, was also partaking in the nerdy goodness. And geuss who she dragged along with her??? I TOLD YOU TO GEUSS GOD DAMNIT! Yeah...... She brought Jessica AND Sarah, Jessica's bodyguard. It was Really uncomfortable for the first 3 minutes, until everyone began playing Halo 2 and Nintendo DS games.
The meetings were supposed to go on for an hour every friday, but this was just the intro meeting, meaning it was only 15 minutes long..... Everyone left, but I was stuck there for the next 45 minutes. So I reached into my pocket, grabbed a dollar, and went to get my self a tasty beverage. And what do I find? Well, if it wasnt an UNKOWN UNKOWN! Jessica was sitting there, body guard no where to be found! Then came the interrogations.... I asked her about EVERYTHING. I found out that the reason she broke up with me was because of mother fucking Charlie Morris again..... He told her a bunch of shit reasons why she should break up with me, and eventually beleived him. So there I go. Not 3 weeks later, he asked her out himself. And it wasnt until just now that she made that connection.
After that, I asked how far the two got together.... Apparently he kissed her as soon as he asked her out.... So in 10 seconds he got farther than I did in 4 months..... But after that, he force made out with her (not like, in that same 10 seconds, but like over the course of 2 weeks). By force kiss, I mean moving her head into his, and accidentally having his tongue wrestle hers...... GOD DAMN I HATE THIS MUNG CHUGGER!
My last big question.... Why did the two break up. They went out for about 2 months, then broke up. She was really shy about the subject, but I got the truth. Apparently it took her 3 days to figure out she didnt like him. But in fear that he was going to beat her up, she remained with him. But after 2 months, she couldnt take any more, and broke up with him.
When I told pat this, the two of us agreed that if he had hit her, even if she was my ex, we would have kicked the shit out of the douche.... But this is the craziest part. When mom pulled up to the school, I had the same blank, stone face on that I had on since 42 minutes ago. "I have to go.... I guess I'll see you on monday" I said
"You want to know the main reason I broke up with him? Its because I kinda miss you...." she says.
WWWWWHHHHAAAAWHAAAATTTTT?????
So I have no idea where all this is going. Charlie hates her now, so I really dont have to worry about the 3rd party interference.... but at the same time if I take her back, then she may just take advantage of me again.... God this is confusing.... But I have a feeling a lot of things will be sorted out at Winterfest...... Maybe I'll ask her to come with me, just as friends, and see where that takes me.....
Jan. 24th, 2006 @ 08:24 pm
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"And Shepeherds we shall be.
For thee, my Lord, for thee.
Power hath descended forth
from Thy hand, that our feet
may swiftly carry out Thy
command. So we shall flow a
river forth to Thee and teeming
with soulds shall it ever be."
- Boondock Saints,
God thats bad ass! For christmas, I got this gorillaz shirt that wasnt really my style. So for my birthday we went to the mall! I spent all 50 dollars I got for my birthday, and bought a game, and a full year subscription to Game Informer! But then, when we entered Hot Topic, I saw it. A shirt, with that Boondock Saints quote on it! So awesome! I can hear Kate drooling from all the way here!
Jan. 24th, 2006 @ 12:07 am
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FUCK YES!!! If any nerd on this earth hasnt seen this, they must!!!! THIS TRAILER IS SO AWESOME!!!!
X3movie.com !!!!! FUCKING SHADOW CAT IS A MAIN CHARACTER!!!!!
Oh yeah, the new kitten's name is Oliver. But we should call him Ollie for short. So cute!!!
Dec. 11th, 2005 @ 10:58 pm
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MY FELLOW NERDS! IT IS TO YOU, THAT I COME ASKING A FAVOR! I need to make a cd of hardcore songs to go along with the release of OUTBREAK EVE: VOLUME 2. So far, here are what im using:
1. "Getting away with murder" Papa Roach
2. "Dragula" Rob Zombie
3. "Free Bird" Lenard Skynnard (Dont ask...)
4. "Hypnotize" System of a Down
5. "Twisted Transistor" Korn
6. "Pain for Pleasure" Sum 41
I need about 16 more songs. If anyone has any suggestions, Im completely open. Remember, they need to sound good, be hardcore (Dont Ask About Free Bird! It will fit.... Promise....), and not be from a pussy artist!
Thanks
-Dylan
Dec. 10th, 2005 @ 08:06 pm
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Holy Shit! About three weeks left until schools out for christmas, mom's going to be missing my orchestra to pick up Kate (Dont worry, I dont hate you or hold a grudge), AND my friend Dan is in the new System of A Down video! It kicks so much ass! AND Last but not least, I finished the first part of my zombie trilogy! I took Kate's advice, and named it after I finished it. The series is now called "Outbreak Eve", Eve as in Adam and Eve (read it to find out why!) So all in all, this week is going well! Good stuff!
Dec. 7th, 2005 @ 03:17 pm
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