neonalyd ([info]neonalyd) wrote,
2006-02-16 15:56:00

Jack is Dead

Thursday, Febuary 16, 2006

Captain Jackaline Sparrow is dead.
When we returned home, the door that Jack was in was open. The cats had knocked down her cage again, and chased her into the couch. It was there that they ate her. When we looked at it again, Beckham had feathers on his whiskers, and Ollie was still feasting on the feathers.

Please, take a moment of silence for the now departed.

Captain Jack
(2003 - 2006)

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Anonymous

February 16 2006, 21:39:03 UTC 6 years ago

she was a sweet lemony bird

i'm very sad about my bird - and once again i see that sometimes it doesn't matter what you do or don't do, things will be as they are going to be. i can't help but feel disgust with the 'meses. i know it's instinct and all, but the little bastard looked so happy whilst he rolled in that poor yellow down....

[info]maegdaeien

February 16 2006, 22:07:08 UTC 6 years ago

she was definitely a good little bird, with a good little life-- she had a palace of a home, a flavored cuttlebone, all the food and treats she could want, an ever-fresh source of water, and people didn't piss her off by trying to molester her. she squawked happily for many years. and it might actually have been a good thing. the cats have been after her for a while now, and it's better to get it over with in one fell swoop than to make her lonely and miserable in that little room, terrified each time the door opens. she left on a high note.

i hope she gives all those bastards outrageous indigestion. knowing her, i'm sure she will.

[info]pegeen

February 17 2006, 19:39:43 UTC 6 years ago

yeah... i agree with kaitlin. plus, the door to that room was really fucked up and didn't close properly. she was a good bird, a sweet bird. well, not that nice, actually... but cute and lemony, which is just as good.

fucking cats! i want to kick them all in their fucking sealy heads right now. or cram the baby into jack's cage.

[info]pegeen

February 17 2006, 19:40:15 UTC 6 years ago

wow, i used the word "fuck" three times in seven sentences.
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